haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

onikasaurusrex:

when you tell a girl that you’re gay and then she begins telling you shit like:

“omg, you should totally go out with that guy, he’s gay too!”

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“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY”

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“Ugh, all the hot guys are gay!”

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“oh my god, I’ve always wanted a gay best friend!”

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“So like, how do you know if you‘re gay if you never done anything with a girl?”

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“You remind me of Kurt from glee.”

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jaclcfrost:


my timing is. not the best

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

432point1:

No matter how pretty u r u will also die

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theselener:

when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about

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(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

2-shane-s:

"…..so what are we?"

2-shane-s:

"…..so what are we?"

(Source: always-returning)

alphabitches:

10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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